Lindsay, the older of the two girls. She tends to be rather uptight about Rachel's behavior, but by now she's pretty much used to it. All she asks is that nothing get between her and her chocolate. At first glance, she's the saner of the two, but in reality she's much crazier when she thinks nobody is looking.
Rachel went to high school with Lindsay, and now she's still trying to adjust to the fact that she isn't quite a kid anymore. Most of the time you can find her lighting things on fire or playing with the electrical systems. She gets the most kicks, though, out of attempting to give Lindsay heart attacks.
Ashley is the third crazy girl in the comic, and can most often be found helping one or both with their latest hijink. Lindsay and Rachel met her in the library under shady circumstances, but so far she hasn't set anything on fire. She lives in the same dorm as Lindsay and Rachel, one floor up, and works in the tech support center at the college.
Joey is a guy in Lindsay and Rachel's Lit class. They first met him when Lindsay fell asleep on his shoulder, and now Rachel and Ashely are stalking him for her own good. So far all that is known is that he thinks everybody is an assassin.
Jon is Joey's roommate at college. Interests include gaming and the ladies. Possibly his most interesting feature is his ability to take Joey's insanity in stride.
Becky is the head librarian at the school library. She hired Lindsay and Rachel immediately after they crashed into her on a rolling ladder, proving her eccentricity. Likes to put her hair up in a million pencils. To this day nobody's sure how she does it.
Lawrence is the older hottie, and was the first recurring character after the two girls. Of course, Lindsay and Rachel, awed at his first appearance, are at each other's throats over him. Not much is known about him yet, except what Rachel managed to hack during her webstalker phase.
Courtney is your typical flaky teenage girl. She wars way too much pink, has badly bleached hair, and somehow manages to talk in aolisms. She also wears a lot of tight tank tops and miniskirts, since nobody has told her she doesn't quite have the figure to pull it off. Lindsay and Rachel tend to avoid her except to occasionally sabotage the overwhelming pinkness.
Her real name is Laura, but don't even think about calling her that. She calls herself Kaleriana, and she's every gothy recluse. Favorite hobbies include reading vampire novels and writing bad poetry.
Sylvia. Not really a character, but she's my kitty and i wuv her.